I thought. What a great idea.
And then I thought. What does Google think about that...?
Google thought... about a Facebook App (of course) and descriptions of The Twilight Zone TV show, and plenty of other sites blogging and selling and talking about misfortune cookies.
By far the best site Google thought about is:
They have a whole section of Misfortune Cookie Phrases and I promise I don't mean to steal from them but they are seriously funny! Right on the page with the first misfortune it says:
Oh my gosh, hilarious.
Here are a few of the best ones. (And then promise me you will click over for your VERY own Misfortune Cookie!)
At the rate you give people headaches, you should buy stock in Excedrin.
Happy New Year Misfortunes:
Enjoy your cellular phone while you can, it has given you a brain tumor.
Your life will be long and happy - - no, wait. Sorry... Do you know a Kendrick Applebaum?