I was going to head to the gym today.
I had plans to finish the shopping for the Relief Society Dinner I'm planning.
I REALLY need to grab all the rest of the stuff we'll need for our weekend trip.
::::INSTEAD::::
WE HAVE PINK EYE.
Oh how I love thee, pink pink eye.
Oh how I love the itchy and the scratchy.
Oh how I see you and want to scratch my own eye.
Cunjunctivitis. Pinkitis. We're stuck home today.
