Overheard

I have one from the 7yrold for a change...

After a fight between sisters, 7yrold got sent to her room. Later a note was found in her older sister's room. Here's what the note read (so I guess it isn't technically overheard?):

Dear (sister),
I love you more than you think I do. I'm sorry I hit you.

(Awww, they can still be sweet even though they are stinky.)

And 4 TK overheards:

TK (after climbing in bed with us early in the morning): I had a nightmare.
Dad: Really? I'm sorry, what was it about?
TK: I was in the garage, and I was standing on the crack, and the garage door came down and sliced me!
(ooh, THAT is a bad dream!)


TK: I am too tired. I feel like a freak!
(A what? Where did you get that? You don't know what that means...?)

TK: Listen mom. I snipped.
(This one took me a minute to figure out? You snipped? You are a snipe? Oh, I see, you think you are snapping, as in--your fingers, doh!)

TK (on the way to his preschool): Mom, don't be too long getting groceries today, okay?

Mom furiously thinking: (what? where did that come from? We are on our way to school aren't we?)
Then he clarified
TK: If you are late picking me up, then that doesn't make any SENSE!
(Well of course!, he assumes if I'm late picking him up from school it's because the check out lady at Albertson's was too slow with the grandma-and-her-check-book-in front of me, right? I agree that doesn't make any sense.)