You Made Me MEME All Over Myself!

I’ve been working on this for a few days. Bear with me, I'm getting to it.

Angie over at SevenClownCircus managed to get herself tagged for a MEME. And for a practical joke she tagged me (it’s like a stomach virus, ---gets passed along to the unsuspecting large intestine--ME in this case).

And for the record…I still don’t get what the heck a MEME is? ---Tag you’re it! Is it the internet version of ‘NoBearsAreOutTonight’? Mainly I think we all like the idea of someone paying attention to us, even if it’s in the form of ‘‘DoAsI’mDoing-OrI’llBeatYouUp’ or called 'WorkitWednesday’ or whatever those weird days of the week thingy’s are called. Let's just call them what they are: A Reason For You to Link to MY Blog.

All right, for this occasion, (and because I like Angie) I have created a button. (A reason for you to link to my blog-duh). It links to my "what the heck does MEME stand for?" post.

(Pick up the button link here, copy and paste onto your blog.
I hope it works, cuz I have no idea what I'm doing?)

<a href="http://goodandcrazypeople.blogspot.com/2008/04/meme-mothers-eagerly-morphing-into-ewes.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj139/ODCrogers/MEMEbuttoncopy.jpg" alt="MEME Button" border="0" /></a>

Feel free to join in. Follow along. (Baa-Baa). Use my button whenever the need arises or you feel like another MEME is just plain weird. Call it the Anti-Meme. I think I’ll have a MEME-THEME all week long in fact; (cuz the funny thing is, Jamie at TheHeinerClan tagged me too, on the same day. And sheesh I don’t want to leave anyone out or make someone feel bad, now do I?)
There you go. I just tagged you. For reading my blog. YOU are tagged. With the anti-tag.
GO MEME YOURSELF. Have fun, I know I will.

Bring on today’s NOT-MEME:

(the rules and regulations are defined in Angie’s post, check it for yourself, cuz I pretty much ignore that stuff.)

MEME-the first:

Label yourself in 6 words. No more. No less.

Hmmm. That’s tough. I’m such a big person to fit into a little sentence?

Okay. I’ve got it.

Do you shave for your Gynecologist?

Because I figure there are two types of people. Those who like Neil Diamond…and those who don’t. (Name that movie).

But then I got to thinking… Maybe this one fits me better?

What is the definition of Snarky?

Because I really need to know.

And here’s the part where I MEME-ed all over myself. And guess what? It’s fun! Try it.

There's a hole in my underwear.
or

I buy EASYMAC by the caseload.
or
Have Tomatoes. Can't plant. Too COLD!
or
Sick of school. Need. Summer. Break.
or
Married 14 years. Need. Summer. Break. (hi sweetie, just kidding!)
or
5 foot 7. One Hundred thirty-nine.
or
Molecular Biologist turned poop expert, yick!
or
Leftovers for lunch.Every.Single.Day.

This is empowering. This is enthralling. Tag me anytime! (Go ahead, make my day.)