TK Overheards

It's been a while since I've posted a list of 4ryold-isms. Forgive me?

At grandma's house he was all excited to play a computer game he played the last time he visited... This is what he kept saying over and over.

"I dare myself to play that game! Cuz I've played it before."

Is that even legal? To dare yourself?

And today.
"Hey Dad? On iCarly, Doubledate, Spencer putted his hair in chicken fat!"

Um...too much Disney Channel, don't you think? When a 4 year old can quote from the tweener shows, and knows the title. Ugh.

"No. I don't need to go to the bathroom--because I farted instead."

Well thanks for that.

"How did (insert his friend's name) turn 4?"

What? How does anyone turn 4? Or 35 for THAT matter! Oh, you mean when? When did friend turn 4? That's easier to answer (and stomach).

Last one for tonight. On a trip to the local convenience store with Dad, TK was mooning over those awful pink puffy Hostess Sno Balls. You know the ones? AWFUL? Well, Dad asked him if he wanted it for his treat.

"Oh, I've been DYING to try one of those."

Yeah, DYING to try nasty dry crumbly cake covered in a weird mass of pink goo and coconut flakes? BTW google Hostess Sno Balls and you get a christmas ornament?


Kristen Andrews said...

such a character! Kiddos and what they say crack me up!

That Crazy Mom said...

They say some funny stuff at this age. Earlier this week, my 5 yr old started crying because she wanted to be tall like me and her big brother. (I'm only 5 ft 4 and her brother is only 5 ft 6 but that's tall to her.)

We tried explaining to her that we used to be little too and that she'll be taller someday. She said "But I want to be tall now! I don't want to be 5. I want to be 10!"

Jocasta said...

Sno balls sound lovely!

Sarah said...

4 year olds are so hilarious... it's like they've picked up so much in their lives and they just can't wait to throw it out there... at the weirdest times. He sounds hilarious!!

Dawn@Embracing the Ordinary Life said...

they just keep life in perspective...and keep you brain from going to one's

noble pig said...

Okay he is so dang cute and hilarious.

Unbalanced Libra said...

LOL, funny! I should start jotting down the things my 5 year old says!

JenniBeanV said...

Oooo, Carissa! Hostess Snowballs are one of my favorite treats! LOL! Yummmmmmm! Now I am 'dying' for some!

Bonnie the Boss said...

I love it when farting takes care of it! Yikes! 4 year olds are too funny!!!!

Laurie said...

He is adorable. I love the things he comes up with.

CeeCee said...

I though I was the only one with a little guy that quotes tween Disney shows. With a 9 yr old sister and desire to imitate everyone, he quotes from "Phineus and Ferb" or "Wizards of Waverly Place". Not something I'm necessarily proud of!

Oh my heck! I was featured. And it didn't hurt or anything!