At grandma's house he was all excited to play a computer game he played the last time he visited... This is what he kept saying over and over.
"I dare myself to play that game! Cuz I've played it before."
Is that even legal? To dare yourself?
"Hey Dad? On iCarly, Doubledate, Spencer putted his hair in chicken fat!"
Um...too much Disney Channel, don't you think? When a 4 year old can quote from the tweener shows, and knows the title. Ugh.
"No. I don't need to go to the bathroom--because I farted instead."
Well thanks for that.
"How did (insert his friend's name) turn 4?"
What? How does anyone turn 4? Or 35 for THAT matter! Oh, you mean when? When did friend turn 4? That's easier to answer (and stomach).
Last one for tonight. On a trip to the local convenience store with Dad, TK was mooning over those awful pink puffy Hostess Sno Balls. You know the ones? AWFUL? Well, Dad asked him if he wanted it for his treat.
"Oh, I've been DYING to try one of those."
Yeah, DYING to try nasty dry crumbly cake covered in a weird mass of pink goo and coconut flakes? BTW google Hostess Sno Balls and you get a christmas ornament?