Does this ever happen to you?
You have to pee. (Well I hope your plumbing stuff is working all right..) But I mean you REALLY have to pee! And when you get to the toilet...erm...there's Cleaner in the Toilet!
Crap. You think. (No not literally)
Hubby put it in there and then LEFT! And then while cleaning it out, you remember Oh yeah? Told hubby to dump some Ajax in before he left for work.
And he did, (what a good guy?) But you've nearly peed your pants while you clean it!
You go to get in the shower and you turn on the nozzle and you realize, doh! Set to hubby's height. Which is perfect for him and perfect to SPRAY you in the face!
Realize. DIDN'T bring in your towel! Have to drip all the way to the closet to get it.
*Gonna be a great day.*
Trying to send an email via blackberry to Jyl @ MommyGossip
Email me your dang phone number!"
"Email me your Fang phone number! "
(She is all that with Stephanie Meyers you know?)
Trying to reply to a blog comment via blackberry:
"Hey where are you, I can't find your blog?"
"Hey where are you, I can't Dung your blog?"
(Some sort of online practical joke it must think?)
I was making school lunches for the older girls. TK wanted one too, but I didn't have a lunch box for him. And with the move I can't find random crap, (LIKE SMALL BROWN PAPER BAGS!) I just threw a sandwich in a hand me down lunch box from the girls.
He was SO mad! It was PINK! He knocked it out of my hands! I was all taken aback at his violence. He looks at me with these puppy dog eyes and in a sing song voice says,
"Mom, what if they say...--you're a gir-irl, you're a gir-irl, you're a gir-irl!?"
TK after eating his lunch:
"I'm FULL of it!"
Mom: You ARE full of it!
TK: I'm full of my noodles!
Okay... Turns out I AM THE ONLY one who cleans first and asks questions later...
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