It’s not cute.
But it could be worse.
It’s name is Bunionectomy. It's twin enemies are: Throb and Swell. It's best friend is Loretab.
It looks like this:
And for some stinkin’ reason it really wants potato chips. No. Not the healthy crap that seems to be only thing in the house (whose great idea was that—buying good for you snack food??) It REALLY wants the nasty kind of chips. The kind with ridges. The kind with heart attack amounts of salt. Enough salt so that you have to wipe your hands on the back of the couch every time you eat one.
Oh and Chunky Monkey.
And so far. Whatever it wants, it gets. Next I think it wants ‘New Piano’.